The Maple Syrup Meltdown is the latest episode of Trump vs. Canada, and it’s as sticky as it sounds. After Canada poked fun at Trump’s tariff obsession with a Reagan quote, he totally lost it, yelling that Canada “cheated” and “influenced the Supreme Court.” Now trade talks are toast, tempers are boiling, and the whole thing feels like a pancake breakfast gone wrong. It’s Trump at his most dramatic — lots of syrup, zero chill.