Oh Canada - We Used to Be Best Friends
You warned us nice, then you locked the door,Guess it’s hard to be friends when we act like a war.
[Verse 1]
Oh Canada, you packed your snow and pride,
Said “No thanks, Donald, we won't let you inside.”
We used to share maple and trust across the line,
Now you’re eyein’ us like Alaska in '59.
Mark Carney stepped up with a banker’s grin,
“No trade deals with fascists — we won’t let you win.”
He warned the crowd with a voice so clear:
“America wants our forests, our water, our beer!”
[Chorus]
🎵 Oh Canada, our friend so true,
We used to play fair… now we’re ghosting you.
You sent us syrup, we sent you smog,
But Trump came along and fed you to the fog.
Now you’re locking your borders and shutting your gate,
Guess being neighbors ain’t the same when your buddy’s full of hate. 🎵
[Verse 2]
Carney had no resume in Parliament’s halls,
But neither did Trump, and look who built the walls.
He said, “That old trade dream? It’s already dead.”
Then quietly burned a NAFTA flag and shook his head.
No more “we’re all in this free market thing,”
Now it's tariffs, tantrums, and puppet strings.
We laughed at Mounties and your bagged milk quirks,
But you watched us vote fascist — and now that hurts.
[Chorus]
🎵 Oh Canada, so mild and wise,
Now you look at us like we’re weaponized.
You gave us Shatner, Keanu, Celine —
And we gave you Trump like a fever dream.
You warned us nice, then you locked the door,
Guess it’s hard to be friends when we act like a war. 🎵
[Bridge – Sad & Sparse]
We were brothers in hockey and peacekeeping too...
Now you whisper to Europe, “We’re not with those fools.”
We miss your calm. You miss our brain.
But all you get now is campaign pain.
[Verse 3]
So here’s to Mark with his banker’s plan,
Who said “we’ll fight with kindness, if we damn well can.”
He’s got no time for MAGA pride,
Just an icy stare and a Liberal stride.
Trump's empire stretches, but not up north,
Canada drew the line — a True North rebirth.
He said, “We won’t be bought, bullied, or bent,”
And half of us down here whispered, “Can we rent?”
[Final Chorus – Heartfelt & Wry]
🎵 Oh Canada, we still love you so,
Even if your border says, ‘Do Not Go.’
You're polite but tough, you're done with our mess,
And we can't even blame you — we just made this less.
So fly your flag and raise your voice,
We blew up the friendship. You made the right choice. 🎵