Red State Hell

🎵 Welcome to Red State Hell! 🎵Where the poor stay poor and the rich rebelNo unions, facts, or safety nets

[Verse 1]
Step right up, folks, cast your vote!
Trade your meds for a Bible quote
Say goodbye to nurse and doc
But hey — the gas is cheap and there’s a new TikTok!
We got potholes deep and schools run dry
But don't you dare ask “Why?”
Just blame the gays, the libs, the books —
Now grab your cross and pass the crooks!

[Chorus]
🎵 Welcome to Red State Hell! 🎵
Where the poor stay poor and the rich rebel
No unions, facts, or safety nets
But we’ve got flags and bayonets!
You’ll lose your teeth but gain a gun
And Jesus loves you — ain’t that fun?
So cheer real loud and never tell
You’re living in Red State Hell

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[Verse 2]
Mama’s workin’ two dead-end shifts
Daddy’s prayin’ his truck still drifts
Grandpa’s meds got priced too high
But Fox News says “Just let him die!”
We ban the books, burn down the art
Teach kids that science has no part
Truth is treason, love’s a threat
But billionaires ain't broke — yet!

[Chorus]
🎵 Come on down to Red State Hell! 🎵
Where the WiFi’s slow and the hate just swells
We got “Don’t Say That” and “Don’t Ask Why”
But a thousand ways to justify
No healthcare, hope, or mental peace —
Just fentanyl and Jesus memes
So hang that flag and ring that bell
You’re screamin’ in Red State Hell

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[Bridge] (Spoken in carnival barker style)
Ladies and gentlemen! In aisle one:
Forced births for teenagers!
In aisle two:
Unlivable wages, outlawed history, and water you shouldn’t drink!
And don’t miss our special on:
Healthcare denials and generational despair —
All for the low, low cost of voting against your own damn interests!

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[Final Chorus – slow, dramatic build to chaos]
🎵 This is Red State Hell! 🎵
Where irony goes to die and billionaires dwell
They sold your soul for campaign checks
Then told you it was to fight “the left”
You pray for change, you scream and shout
But you’re too broke to ever climb out
So light that match and wish them well…
We’re burning in Red State Hell