Once upon a time, they owned the stage,
FDR’s fireside chats lit the page.
JFK smiled, he knew the score,
His charm and vision opened the door.
But the years rolled on, and the game has changed,
Media’s a weapon; the rules rearranged.
Trump’s on TikTok; they’re stuck in the past,
Schumer’s speeches? A snooze that won’t last.
