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I Just translated a new GOP’s party slogan and it came up with Ego Got Meus (sounds better than the “I Got Mine” party), and I could not confirm whether or not Rand Paul was named after Ayn Rand (some say yes and Ron Paul says no). Regardless, the laws, regulations, and rulings that the morbidly rich designed and had implemented over the last 50 years have set the stage for a libertarian dystopia. I think they could settle this once and for all with this simple amendment to the Preamble:

We, the unacknowledged rulers of America, in order to make more money and take more power over time, establish the justice we want with unrestricted surveillance powers, ensure Tranquility in the safe zones of the morbidly rich, build our empire with the pretense of providing for the common defense, promote our private welfare and ensure the blessings of liberty for ourselves and our fortunate offspring in perpetuity, do reestablish this Constitution for the United States of America. And the rest of you can suck it.

Although I suppose you could argue that this is the version of the Preamble that the GOP uses today as their mission statement.

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