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The Kingdom of Moronika
Give me your idiotic teeming masses
Whose minds are as slow as molasses.
Welcome the birdbrains, jackasses, and imbeciles
Into every room of every workplace and domicile.
Don’t waste any time or money in school
That’s only for useless tools and utter fools.
Who still believes in the power of books
Rather than the unchallenged rule of crooks?
Behold the leaders of the unfolding idiocracy
And give up “democracy” for autocracy.
Salute the glorious banner of Moronika
After obsessions with aliens, Tonya and Monica.
We’ve seen a missing intern, burning skyscrapers,
My Pet Goat, President Doofus, dying newspapers,
Homemade bombs, the rise and fall of Saddam,
Just one !?*&^ thing after another. Damn!
And now all hail Emperor Gluteus Maximus!
He and his crack legions are dragging us
Back bigly into the glorious golden past:
It will be unsurpassed, a great blast!
So good!!!!!
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from J.P
The Kingdom of Moronika
Give me your idiotic teeming masses
Whose minds are as slow as molasses.
Welcome the birdbrains, jackasses, and imbeciles
Into every room of every workplace and domicile.
Don’t waste any time or money in school
That’s only for useless tools and utter fools.
Who still believes in the power of books
Rather than the unchallenged rule of crooks?
Behold the leaders of the unfolding idiocracy
And give up “democracy” for autocracy.
Salute the glorious banner of Moronika
After obsessions with aliens, Tonya and Monica.
We’ve seen a missing intern, burning skyscrapers,
My Pet Goat, President Doofus, dying newspapers,
Homemade bombs, the rise and fall of Saddam,
Just one !?*&^ thing after another. Damn!
And now all hail Emperor Gluteus Maximus!
He and his crack legions are dragging us
Back bigly into the glorious golden past:
It will be unsurpassed, a great blast!
So good!!!!!